I am old
Young again I'll never be
I'm told
As I once was
Youth will not return
It rarely does
Life is long
Was the road I traveled on
so wrong?
Near the end
Will I find the bones of my
lost friend
That I once loved?
Thought she was an angel
from above
But she brought rain
Then like a cloud she
hurried on again
And rain is hard
It falls on young and old
with no regard
For who am I
To dream of ever falling
from the sky?
I like midnight
Like black and blue
The other side of daylight
Baby, how 'bout you?
Would you take me
dancing
Underneath the moon?
Feed me milk and honey
From a silver spoon?
I like midnight
Hear coyote howl
Gonna hold you so tight
Black cat on the prowl
Baby, let's go dancing
Underneath the stars
Gaze upon Uranus
Jupiter and Mars
I like midnight
Black jacket too
Seems to fit me just right
Like an attitude
Would you take me
dancing
Underneath the moon?
I like it un-sunny
The opposite of noon
Now I know where I stand
Here with my heart in my
hand
Stunned and staring at all
the blood
So much for such a little
love
So here I am and it's
the end
Still can't quite seem to
comprehend
What made me care so much
for you
So much for such a little
love
I didn't mean anything
to you
Now what am I supposed to
do
With all this blood I bleed
for you
So much for such a little
love
I went down there on
business
Could not believe my eyes
Not much worse to witness
Than a city's slow demise
(Refrain)
It was a city with a
Mission
And spotless skies of blue
It had some damn fine
fishin'
And problems there were few
Chorus
They call it "City of
Angels"
I have to wonder why
If it's the City of Angels
Then I don't wanna die
Where the riverbeds are
concrete
And buildings scrape the
sky
Where humanity is obsolete
And homeless children cry
(Refrain)
Now it's dangerous to
breathe
And every neighborhood's at
war
It's kinda hard to conceive
Just what is all this
killing for
Repeat 1st verse and Chorus
Gonna sit right down and
write myself a letter
Tell myself I've never felt
any better
Gonna say that I don't miss
her
Wouldn't try to kiss her
If she was sittin' right
here
Try to think up some new
lies
To get these tears out of
my eyes
Gonna fax myself a
memorandum
Reminding me of my new
freedom
And how I'd really like to
meet 'em
All these lovely ladies
Sittin' right here
I'm makin' up a new agenda
Workin' on some new lies
To get these tears out of
my eyes
Gonna e-mail me
and ask a question
Like ain't it time you got
a new profession
A gigolo or a Dollar Dancer
Instead of wastin' all your
time
Sittin' 'round here
Hey! this is only a
suggestion
But forget about all those
lies
And getting tears out of
your eyes
Will I see you again
Would you be my long-lost
friend or
Be an enemy to me
When from you will I be
free
I'm askin'
(Chorus)
How long? (repeat 2x)
I dreamed you standing
there
Hair flyin' everywhere
There am I on bended knee
Askin' you to marry me
I'm dreamin'
Chorus
What would the answer be
Would you just laugh at me
or
Be mine eternally
Don't keep me waiting
please
I'm beggin'
Chourus
It's been
Too long
In between
It's so long
It's obcene
Too damn long
Watching you absorb the
sun
I sense the rising of your
heat
My temperature is rising
too
I've waited long
And hard for you
It's been
So hard
Can't get it down
It's too hard
And too big around
Too damn hard
A sweetness fills the
air
A scent to which none can
compare
It's turning blue
The time is now
At your command I'll humbly
bow
Repeat 1st verse
My life has come undone,
and I am all alone.
I've lost my family,
my sanity, my home.
If you could see my
brain, you'd
grab the nearest phone
and call Security;
my mind has come undone!
I'm left here picking up
the pieces of my dreams.
Can my life really be
as hopeless as it seems?
I guess that, after all,
I am my father's son.
Hey, daddy, look at me!
I've finally come
undone!
Please lie and tell me
that
all will be overcome.
Forget reality -
my world has come
undone.
Hide your head inside
your hole;
there is nowhere to run.
Hey, are you hearing me?
Everything's come
undone!
I get distracted
Lose my place
When I'm thinking
Of your taste
Is so sweet like
Cherry wine
Love to taste you
Lose my mind
Tends to wander . . .
I get excited
Can't stand still
Of you never
Get my fill
If this song you're
Embarrased by
The time it's over
Wonder why
(Repeat 1st verse and
"Tends to wander . . ."
to fade)
(Chorus) Gonna get a new tattoo Chorus I love my new tattoo
I know you know I know you're leaving me
You know I know you don't believe in me
I know you know I know you're leaving me
You know I know you won't be grieving me
Gonna look a lot like you
Get you beneath my skin
Right where you've always been
It looks a lot like you
Got you beneath my skin
Your face on my rear end
But you're lookin' so delicious (Chorus) Now I'm feelin' kinda sickly Chorus
I swore I'd never say it
I vowed that I'd die first
That hell would freeze right over
I'd be laid out in a hearse
In your underwear . . .
It's been cold in hell just lately . . .
And I'm wishin' you were there!
Cold in hell just lately (repeat 2x)
And I'm wishin' you were there!
Satan's turnin' down the heat
That ol' hearse is lookin' cozy
My resolve is in retreat
'Cause you're lookin' so delicious
In your underwear
It's been cold in hell just lately
And I'm wishin' you were there!
The sun shakes free its mooring
While the moon is softly sinking
He wakes and braces
Waiting
For the feeling to come creeping
She rises
Brews the coffee
He pretends that he's still sleeping
He watches while she dresses
From a corner of the mirror
She gathers her possessions and is
Heading for the door
He stops himself from screaming by
Remembering the reason
He wonders what she's thinking
But she goes without saying
Though her leaving is a blessing And forgiving
No word from you Still waiting for You once found This is the song about Tina Two Toes
Poor little Tina was a pitiful sight
Tina, Tina, Tina Two Toes
The guys didn't like her 'cause she was so ugly Tina, Tina, Tina Two Toes
(Bridge) Tina died yesterday from booze & pills Tina, Tina, Tina Two Toes Idiot savant am I. Idiot savant, that's me! (Chorus) Idiot savant, it's true. Chorus (repeat 3x)
I was born in California (Chorus) I went out to Colorado So I found myself some trouble Chorus I came back to California After years and years of searchin’ Chorus I finally found her and her twin sister The woman left me for Hawai’i Chorus So I flew off to the Islands But again the woman left me Chorus Now I’m back in California Chorus The well is dry as a bone. Survivin’ is gettin’ too rough, Cold wind blows in off the plain. When livin’ just seems like a chore, I knew my motor was about to blow (Chorus) One thing I’ll say to be fair Chorus I was born into nothing (Chorus) Well I ain’t no Bobby Dylan Chorus I’ve not come here to convince you Chorus
He is lost inside his freedom
For longing often lingers
Like a land that has no season
'Cept one that carries onward
Like a bad dream
Without waking
And fogetting
Are the same
There's no division
No algebraic equation to remember
Just surrender
And love is like a lady
On her way to many meetings
And in the end
My friend
She goes without sayingBetter Things
for days on end.
Looks like I've lost
another friend.
Jesus, mister,
get a clue;
the girl has better
things to do.
the phone to ring.
I should be doing
better things . . .
like getting you
out of my mind,
but I can't seem to
find the time.
the time for me.
Now that I've lost it,
I can see;
you've only time to
Spend with you.
Now you've got better
things to do.The Trials and Tribulations of Tina Two Toes
(a Love Song)
She had a big fat butt and a wart on her nose
Big fat ass and a wart on her nose!
Her shoes wouldn't fit and her pants were too tight
Shoes wouldn't fit and her pants were too tight!
Tina, Tina, nobody knows
Tina Two Toes
When she'd try to flirt
They would say smugly
Tina you're fat & have a wart on your nose
Not only that but you've only two toes
Not only that but only two toes!
Tina, Tina, nobody knows
Tina Two Toes
She'd say
Those dumb ol' boys
don't know what they're missin'
'Cause I'm the best when it comes
To huggin' and Kissin'
And those dumb ol' boys
They sure missed some thrills
'Cause like Tina said
She was the best
Did I mention that Tina had hair on her chest?
Did I remember to tell ya 'bout that hair on her chest?
That's how it goes
Tina Two Toes!Idiot Savant
My Pool of Wisdom's
run bone-dry.
I never stop
to wonder why.
A one-track mind have I.
My I.Q. is a minus three.
I cross my eyes
and dot my "T"s.
Makes perfect sense to me.
But it's all right.
It's all right;
I know what I like.
(Repeat 1x)
I rant and rave.
I pant and drool.
The one thing I know how to do
Is make sweet love to you.(Not Everything) Changes
It was 1962
I was pushed into life screaming
A kind of angry shade of blue
Not everything changes
Sometimes it rearranges
What I find most strange is
Not everything changes
To find myself a dad
What I found didn’t hang around
‘Bout the same as what I’d had
Tryin’ to rob a liquor store
But the owner burst my bubble
Came to behind an iron door
Still a kid but feelin’ old
Started lookin’ for a woman
To help me thaw out from the cold
I was gettin’ nowhere fast
With all my drinkin’ and my fightin’
My future looked just like my past
In the Lighthouse drinkin’ beer
She looked at me and said, “Hey, mister!
What you’re lookin’ for, we got right here!”
Where she was an Island Queen
I wasn’t angry, more like sorry
Or maybe somewhere in between
To claim myself a wife
I swore to give up booze & violence
Was about time I got a life
And I found myself alone
She moved out to California
While I stayed on in her island home
I married me that island girl
Seems I’ve roamed all the way back home
Had to lose it all to gain the worldThe Saddle of Life
Ma Bell disconnected the phone.
The crops are failin’ again.
Your dog is your only friend.
but dyin’ seems easy enough . . .
“Sit loosely in the Saddle of Life.”
The horses have all gone insane.
The bank is about to foreclose.
Your boy is wearin’ girls’ clothes.
Ya just can’t seem to go on;
life’s too hard and damned sure too long.
Ya give in - can’t take anymore.
Ya swear you’d be better off dead.
Remember what Stevenson said:
“Sit loosely in the Saddle of Life.”All the Way to Morro Bay
Didn’t see much point in going slow
So in my Chevy I did jump
That old gas peddle I did pump
Off I sped into the night
Away I fled as fast as light
I was really moving
Don’t know how fast
I couldn’t count the cars I passed
That night my luck held out for me
Not one State Trooper did I see
All the way to Morro Bay (repeat 2x)
That ol’ heap she got me there
Yeah that ol’ heap she had some heart
But once we’d made it she fell apart
Off the hinges fell a door
Then another and then one more
Through the hood the flywheel flew
The left and right rear tires blew
I walked away into the night
With a feeling that the world was right
‘Cause I’d made it all the way
To Morro BayWhere I Am Today
And nothing I embraced
A life crammed full of nothing
Was the reality I faced
But I’ve come a long way
I have come a long way
To where I am today
And I ain’t no Jimmy Page
No I ain’t no Poet-Prophet
Or Zen-Buddhist-Guitar-Sage
That I’ve anything to say
If anything I do offends you
I’ll probably say it anyway