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bigsmartass!!!
This page is updated (in)frequently. If you have any suggestions for me of how to improve my page, or if you find errors in my page please e-mail me so I can fix them.

Later on this site I will have even more jokes and other cool stuff. I will post some more pictures as soon as I scan them (don't hold your breath on that one... still have to hook up the scanner I inheareted). I do have one up though for you. here. Now that I got my own scanner I will get a few more scanned. Also make sure to check out some selected poetry, by friends, relatives and even a few by me.
I also ask every one to please sign my GUESTBOOK >, it's what makes this difficult, time consuming job really worth the while.

Now that I am almost finished talking I also invite you to find out a little about myself (if for some strange reason you care about who I am), and the things that I like, here ----> here!

I also have a list of links that I thought were prety cool/usefull, so check them out (promise me you will only do this after you have finished sufing my site... please *g*)

Here is a couple of cool quotes, I found...

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
The Dan Moon Show

"Adolescence is like a house on moving day- a temporary mess."
Julius Warren

"Intelligence is like a river: the deeper it is, the less noise it makes."
Milwaukee

"If this country is commited to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?"
Steaven Wright

....isn't it amazing what you can find on the Internet!

please sign my GUESTBOOK and then VIEW it!!

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