The time comes when everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes out and He says, "I want all the men divided into two lines. One line for all the men on earth who were the boss in their house and dominated their women. And in the other line, I want to see all the men on earth who let their women dominate them."

Poof! No sooner did God say it than it was done. God looks around and he sees a line of all the men who were dominated by their women and this line is about a hundred million miles long!! And in the other line, the line for men who were the boss and dominated their women, is just one guy.

This makes God very angry. He says, "you men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and yet you were dominated by your women. Look here at the only one of my Sons who stood up and made me proud.

Learn from him. Tell me my Son, how did you manage to be the only one in line?" The man says, "I don't know. My wife just told me to stand here."