35 Years and Dozens of Eggs!
A woman on her deathbed calls her husband into her room and instructs him to look under the bed and open the wooden box that is there.
In it, he sees 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash. Puzzled, he asks his wife
what the eggs are for.
"Oh, those", she replies, "Every time we had bad sex, I put an egg into
the box."
Not bad, the husband thinks to himself after 35 years of marriage. Then
he asks, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh, that", she replies, "Every time I accummulated a dozen, I sold them!"
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