Pin Cushion

A guy was sitting in church one day and fell asleep. The lady behind him tapped him on the shoulder and said, "If you fall asleep again, I am going to shove this pin up your ass."
The guy giggled and immediately fell back to sleep. Just then the preacher says, "Who created this earth in just seven days?"
The lady shoves the pin up the guys ass at that moment. "Oh, God", the man exclaims, and falls right back to sleep.
Then the preacher says, "Who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" She shoves the pin up the guys ass again. "Jesus Christ", he yells. And falls back to sleep again. The preacher says, "What did Eve say to Adam after having their 16th child?" The lady shoves the pin up his ass again. This time he stands up, turns around and yells, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it so you'll never be able to use it again!

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