IF I TELL YOU THAT YOU'LL LIKE THESE SITES, THEN DAMMIT, YOU'LL LIKE THEM RIGHT NOW:
The Brunching Shuttlecocks . . . finest purveyors of smartassism to be found anywhere.
Timothy McSweeney's. . . something something. Food for the soul. And I mean fine gourmet dining, not that Ramen crap. I really cannot praise them enough. The latest print issue is worth hunting down just for the cover alone.
two-face's emporium of introspective musings. The kind of place that causes me to stop and marvel at just how creative a human can be. The Surreal-A-Tron 8000 is breathtaking. I want to marry this guy and have his children.
Cruel site of the day. An addiction worse than compulsive twitching.
The Onion. An essential part of this balanced daily consumption of wit.
Roadside America. Combines almost all of my favorite things: road trips, America, the internet, caffeinated boys with cameras. The most beautiful way to kill those temping hours.
Nerve. . . a self-proclaimed community of thoughtful hedonists.
"The Lisa Diaries" be keepin' it real. Plus, they were smart enough to publish Joe Wenderoth.
Mister Pants . . . this site will keep you busy for hours if you aren't careful. My favorite quote: "oh and hey Mr. Greek guy, just because you're Greek and pi is Greek that doesn't make you the big pi expert all of a sudden. You think that you are all about pi but you are not even!"
Cardhouse. More of that wonderful stuff we call "comedy", featuring found photos and detailed explanations of text color choice. Often deligthfully cranky.