TONGUE IN HOLE OR WHY GIRLS LOVE HORSES
A Highly Scientific Treatise on the Nature of Penii.
by The Luddite Agnostic Goat Goddess
and the Post-Feminine, Neo-Cornlovin' High Prestess of Debauchery
The question that's been on everyone's mind lately is, of course, why do little girls love horses? Little girls don't just like horses, they obsess over them. I don't mind being the first to point out that horses have giant cocks. Little girls who love horses become women who love dick. Nothing pleases your average woman more than having a cock like a telephone pole to shove down her throat from a kneeling position. It demonstrates the mastery of the cock over woman's sense of self. It is primal, it is the ultimate expression of universal rightness. Gulping semen in great hungry swallows is akin to reverberating with the universal ohm.
You might wonder why the universe is so phallocentric. Well, quite naturally, the penis is the logical and evolved form of the female genitalia. Yes it's true, all men, once had pussies.
Most men aren't aware of the fact that, while in utero, they had the equivalent of the female vagina. That is before they evolved into the higher species known as Homoerectus Superiorus. You see I must admit to not only being a bitch in heat for a big cock, but also a cock envyier. Yes, Freud was right, I dearly wished that I possessed an enormous throbbing tubesteak, just dangling there between my legs in all its meaty splendor. No wait, did I say dangling - I meant protruding! Alas, since this fantasy cannot be sated, I must settle for giant horse dick reaming me sooo HARD that I forget my own feminine inadequacy.
