20 year old redneck, cowboy, country boy, and proud of it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Howdy yall,,,,My name is Andrew Turner aka big country, cowboy, pyro, and lead foot. (ill answer to any thing.) Birth day is december 23, 1983. I grew up in holly springs, inman (spartanburg) SC. I graduated from chapman High and joined the Marine Corps, Now im currently stainoned at Camp Lejune and living in Jacksonville NC. Im a full time christian (and aint afraid to admit it) . My job is crash fire rescue and when im not at work im busy being a volunteer firefighter/EMT. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[*><*] My redneck hobbies [*><*] bull riding hunting fishing horseback riding rodeo pool mud bashin 4 wheelin and driving my lifted F150 xlt lariot 4x4 6 cy.with a gun rack, fishing pole, axe handel, 3 redneck stickers, and covered with rebel flags and strobe lights. |
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[*><*] My Sayings [*><*] only the tough can survive 8 seconds The depth of a man's courage is measured in seconds Fear is not an option if ya pull your pants up u can run faster scars are tatoos for the brave southern by the grace of god country folks can survive welcome to the south now go home im from the country and i like it that way genuine certified dixified full of pride till I die pure bred redneck |
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This is my heritage | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Favorite lyrics tooken from Country Boy Can Survive |
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Favorite lyrics tooken from RODEO |
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This is my favorite poem | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
I got a shot gun a rifle and a four wheel drive and a country boy can survive We can skin a buck and run a trout line cuz a country boy can survive I can plow a field all day long, I can catch catfish from dust to dawn We make out own whiskey and our own smoke too Aint too many things these ole boys cant do We grow good ole tomatoes and home- made wine We say grace and we say mam if u aint into that we dont give a damn I had a good friend in New York City he never called me by my name just hillbilly |
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Its bulls and blood dust and mud its the roar of a sunday crowd its the white in the kuckles the gold in the buckles he will win the next go-around its boots,shafts, its cowboy hats its surs and a let it go its the ropes and the reigns, the joy and the pain and they call the thing RODEO |
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There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' Goin' on beneath this hat. The cold flame burns within him 'Til his skin's as cold as ice And the dues he paid to get here Are worth every sacrifice. All the miles spend sleepy drivin' All the money down the drain, All the 'if I's' and 'nearly's,' All the bandages and pain, All the female tears left dryin', All the fever and the fight Are just a small down payment On the ride he makes tonight. It's guts and love and glory, One mortal's chance at fame. His legacy is rodeo And cowboy is his name. |
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Favorite lyrics tooken from Just like a Rodeo |
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Boots in the stirrups out of the gate trying to hold the reins Praying that I can just sit tight, man this love is strange Up like a rocket spinning 'round like a top My strength is fading fast I should have known when I climbed on My next breath could be my last Somedays I'm in the saddle Somedays I get thrown Somedays I hold on for dear life This love is sure 'nough just like a rodeo Eight short seconds lasts a long long time My life flashed before my eyes Ain't never been bucked like this before But I got to thank you for the ride |
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Favorite phrase tooken from Lighnting Does The Work Lightning Does The Work |
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You dont see a cowboy run his mouth or strut around He grabs the bull by the horns and throws him to the ground |
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In Loving Memory of Clint, Lee, and Jason | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
R.I.P. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
We all miss you Clint Wheeler...We will always remember your smiling face and how you could make anyone laugh no matter how bad of a mood they was in. (August 20, 1999) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
We also miss Lee B. and Jason Melton.... We will always remember the way yall was so friendly and tried to help out others when you could. (June 3, 1999) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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A Cowboy's Prayer Our gracious and heavenly Father, We pause in the midst of this festive occasion, mindful and thoughtful of the guidance that you have given us. As cowboys, Lord, we don't ask for any special favors, we ask only that you let us compete in this arena, as in lifes arena. We don't ask to never break a barrier, or to draw a round of steer that's hard to throw, or a chute fighting horse, or a bull that is impossible to ride. We only ask that you help us to compete as honest as the horses we ride and in a manner as clean and pure as the wind that blows across this great land of ours. So when we do make that last ride that is inevitable for us all to make, to that place up there, where the grass is green and lush and stirrup high, and the water runs cool, clear, and deep - You'll tell us as we ride in -- that our entry fees have been paid. These things we ask -- Amen. author unknown |
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Cowboy Up rambling fever took him when he was 21 tonights rodeo is over but the fight has just begun he was pounded into the ground while chasing after his dream he aint one, laying down and living in mysery, you gotta cowboy up and dust your self off get back in the saddle, give it one more try swet and blood it takes all you got theres the road to hell and theres a hell of a ride the tough get going when the going gets rough cuz they know they gotta cowboy up he stopped off at a road side bar to have him a beer or two he was laying it on the juke box when he saw her across the room he asked her for a dance cuz he had a case of lovers sight he didnt take it personel when she said your not my type you cowboy up and dust yourself off get back in the saddl and give it one more try swet and blood it takes all you got theres the road to hell and theres a hell of a ride the tough get going when the going gets rough cuz they know they gotta cowboy up from business suits to cowboy boots it hurts when you get trown if youre going to be the best well you got to get back on cowboy up and dust yourself off get back in the saddle, give it one more try swet and blood it takes all you got theres the road to hell and theres a hell of a ride the tough get going when the going get rough cuz they know they gotta cowboy up |
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Bull Rider well first you got to wannat get off badd enough to want to get on in the first place and you better trust in your lady luck pray to god she dont give up on you now live fast, die young bull riderrrrrr once apon a spinning ton like something else you've never done can pull this way your just outside the bucking shoot lose a spur you loose a seat and youll loose yourself buy now is bucking mean and dirty slinging mud and cowboy boots, and kicking clowns no fools, no fun bull riderrrrrrr you have a fealing the way he is looking you gotta watch his head and brace yourself for his anything that will run to you might did you know the art of hanging loose hanging just as tight well its something like a huricane whos dancing with a kite well the rodeo is more than rough its the fact of life its tuff to cut and its pege hats its dringking beers and pulling tralers tightin the mayot on barrel racers and of course a buck bull rides no weight bull rider live fast die young bull riderrrrrrrrrr |
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What is a Cowboy ? Well here's what I want to tell ya about a wild kinda man and one who wears some funny clothes and he rarely wears a tan. He ain't no California hippy who rides them funny boards and he ain't no damn Yank who talks on phones with no cords. He's rarely seen on any coast much less the big city and he only likes to drive big trucks not foreign ones, no-sir-e. He ain't got much time for foolishness unlike them city folk who drive them fancy sports cars instead of throwin' ropes. Now he sure likes perdy women and hopes to marry one it's just his only problem is well, he loves only one. It seems the longer time goes on the harder it is to find this man and that's sure a sad ol' story especially in this God' great land. For it was the land that he was born and made in who he is a rough ol' ornery son of a gun but a kind one to the end. Cause he sure loves his animals and knows their power true and always takes good care a them come rain or shine or you. Now this man for which I talk ya might a guessed by now and it wouldn't surprise me if ya said he rode a cow. For cow is only half the name that's given his fame, and boy thats what his daddy taught and thus it would remain. |
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Cadilac Cowboy Hold tight with a leather fist Watch out when he starts to twist That's what their daddies' used to tell them boys How to ride them bulls I got a jingle in my jeans Sore places in between And I'm leavin' on a saw blade With a push and a pull 10-4 Buddy, come on back A horse trailer on a Cadillac Yeah, we're talkin' to the cowboy In the Coupe de Ville Chug-a-luggin' up one side Slidin' down the other I'm a lover of the other side of the hill Turn up that radio Don't wanna think about a rodeo Don't wanna think about a round-up Up in old Cheyenne It's a crazy circuit But still you work it Turn down that sound, boys Let's get up and check the scan Bandana hangin' mirror Still wet from ear to ear We'll, I guess it's true then What the wise men say When you ride your last one Make sure he's the best one Jump while he's movin' Tip your hat boys and walk away |
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Should've Been A Cowboy I bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillion say Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away Settling down, will you marry me If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please She'd of said Yes in a New York minute They never tied the knot His heart wasn't in it Stole a kiss as he road away He never hung his hat up at Kitty's place I should've been a Cowboy I should've learned to rope and ride Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony On a cattle drive Stealing the young girl's hearts Just like Gene and Roy Singing those campfire songs I should've been a cowboy I might of had a side kick with a funny name Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James Ending up on the brink of danger Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers Go west young man, haven't you been told California's full of whisky, women and gold Sleeping out all night beneath the Texas stars Dream in my eye and a prayer in my heart |
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The Bull Rider I was sittin' in a bar room one rainy afternoon Tellin' stories about a rodeo and listenin' to a tune The rodeo starts tomorrow in this one horse town So Bill took our names and put our entries down I went to the rodeo office the next day to see What bareback horse I had and to pay my fees I looked across the list but my name wasn't to be found I thought Bill just might have forgot to put me down I looked across the board and I happened to find My name was on another list I was in the bull ridin' My knees began to knock and my face began to sweat And I heaved and gagged on the rodeo office step Well I may be a fool but a coward I'm not So I borrowed myself a bull rope with a bell in the knot I walked into the arena with them other bull ridin' fools I walked down the chutes and finally found my bull Then I put my rope in the middle of his back And had some cowboy pull up the slack Then I wrapped the tail around my hand and back And said boys open that gate just a little bitty crack Well the bull hit the gate with his head And I could see over his hump that his eyes were red He bailed out of there with a big snort and beller And something inside me told me I was yeller Well the dust and hair and flies from off of his hump Did wisk to my nose as he made another jump And the stink of it all was more than I could stand So I jerked my wrap and opened up my hand Well he jumped in the air and he made one more turn And as the rope slid through my hand it sure did burn He flung me down in a great big heap Then right in the middle of me he did leap With his feet in my belly a standin' in place That dirty filthy old bull blew snot in my face So them damned old bulls you can run'em in a chute And put your ropes on them big galloots But the closest you're gonna find me to their stinkin' hair Is to help some other fool get flung in the air |
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No Ordinary Man Eight seconds ain't very long to live But tonight he barely made five He gave all that he had to give But the big bull won tonight He climbs into that old pickup Black coffee in his hand Rodeo ain't no ordinary life But a cowboy ain't no ordinary man Well he rides just to keep his spirit alive Makin' money for his wife and kids He tried other kinds of work But nothing ever seemed to fit Oh he loves the smell of a Brahma bull The feel of leather in his hand Rodeo ain't no ordinary life But a cowboy ain't no ordinary man He's got a gold buckle on his mind And he don't ride to lose Tomorrow night he'll nod and yell outside And they'll turn his future loose But no matter how bad he hurts He'll tip his hat to the fans Rodeo ain't no ordinary life But a cowboy ain't no ordinary man |
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Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let them pick guitars and drive in old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys They'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold And they'd rather give you a song than diamonds or gold Lone Star belt buckles and old faded Levis And each night begins a new day And if you don't understand him and he don't die young He'll probably just ride away A cowboy loves smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do Sometimes won't know how to take him He's not wrong he's just different and his pride won't let him Do things to make you think he's right |
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