Homer J. Simpson is the patriarch of the Simpsons clan. 
He is married to Marge (nee Bouvier) and has three children: Bart, Lisa,
and Maggie. Homer works at Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant as a 
Safety Inspector for Sector 7G. At work, he spends most of his time 
sleeping or hanging around the vending machines. When he's not at work,
 Homer loves visiting the local watering hole, Moe's Tavern, where he 
guzzles Duff Beer with his pal, Barney Gumble. Other interests include 
lounging on the sofa, bowling, watching television and eating. Yet 
despite his love for lounging around, Homer enjoys spending quality 
time with Marge and the kids. Homer has taken his family to such 
exciting places as New York City, Australia, Capitol City, Little 
Pwagmattasquarmsettport, Itchy and Scratchy Land and more. Homer 
always tries to be there when his family needs him; Whether it's 
listening to Lisa play her saxophone, watching Krusty the Klown with 
Bart, playing with Maggie or taking Marge out for a special dinner.

Homer has accomplished some pretty impressive feats over the years. 
Some of these have included travelling into space with NASA, becoming 
a mascot for the Springfield Isotopes, owning his own snowplowing 
business "Mr. Plow", becoming the "Beer Baron" by starting a brewery 
in his basement to counteract prohibition, and he's even been a 
sideshow as a cannonball target in Hullabalooza. Other highlights for 
Homer have included being the manager of country singer, Lurleen 
Lumpkin, being a member of the "B-Sharps" and landing the role of 
"Poochy" (the 'Rockin Dog') on the Itchy and Scratchy Show. 

While Homer may not be the 'perfect' husband and father, he always 
strives for a happy life with his family and he'll do whatever it takes
to acheive it. 

Homer's Profile:
Name: Homer J. Simpson
Age: 36 years old
Weight: Ranging from 239 to 260 lbs
Family: Married to Marge. He has three children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
His father Abraham (Grandpa) lives at the Springfield Retirement Home 
and his mother, Penelope, is running from the law. 
Occupation: Sector 7G's Safety Inspect at the Springfield Nuclear Power
Plant. 
Favourite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds, pork chops, Krusty Burgers, 
American Cheese


Favourite Drink: Duff Beer
Hobbies: Sitting on the couch watching television and drinking a beer, 
hanging out at Moe's Tavern and bowling
Favourite Sayings: "D'oh!", "Why you little ---!", "Mmm ... (fill in 
anything that's edible or non-edible)"