I've been neglected and collected
I've been thrown out in the rain
The boss keeps pushing harder
Says there's only me to blame
I owe the woman and the preacher
The banker and the dog
I guess he knows just how I feel
Cause he's howling all night long
CHORUS
They're making matters worse
By throwing me the bone
Life Sucks then you die
Life sucks then you die
I think I'll take tomorrow off
And overcharge the cards
Call in sick pretend I'm rich
And lounge about the yard
I'll take a long vacation
Where I'm lying in the sand
I work too hard and try my best
I'm doing all I can
CHORUS
They're never gonna find me
Or get me when I'm gone
Cause life sucks then you die
Life sucks then you die
BRIDGE
Talk about desperation
Talk about your high rise schemes
What if I could spend one day
I got all I ever dreamed
Gonna paint the town and ride em high
And roll them all some dough
Cause a scene and make believe
Just buying as I go
Getting cars I'll never drive
And park em in the back
Pay someone to clean them up
While I sit in the bath
CHORUS
I don't mean to moan
I don't mean to cry
But life sucks then you die
Life sucks then you die
CODA (SPOKEN)
Ah baby one day we'll get it right
We'll sell the house, sell the car
And move out into the woods
Yeah we're gonna play our own little game of life
Cause when I hit them pearly gates
They won't be asking for money