A SHOT OF TEQUILA AND A PINA COLADA
(Kuchenmeister)© 1999 Rebels 'N' Renegades
Let's charter a yacht heading south of the border
I hear the women are pretty down there
We'll break out the Jack and salute Captain Morgan
Til reality just disappears
We could call Mr. Walker but hide all your daughters
Ole John's been a good friend to me
Though I heard somewhere that he's found his calling
And he's selling cars by the sea
CHORUS
I want a shot of tequila and a pina colada
Manning the barstools all night
A shot of tequila and a pina colada
Destroyin' what's left of my mind
Well she wouldn't leave me and she didn't need me
So my choices were perfectly clear
Just pick up a friend and say to hell with tomorrow
And sail to some island somewhere
I said to my friend don't touch the women
Just the booze and the beer and the sand
Take all you can swallow we'll sleep til tomorrow
And start it all over again
REPEAT CHORUS
[lead]
Well we may be crazy and we may be lazy
And we may not be perfectly sane
But we'll drink to the islands and drink to the bottom
And fight for the worm once again
We can try the Bahamas or maybe Guanaja
We could sail into Parrot Bay
So just pass the bottle it's "vaya con Cuervo"
We can toast to another day
REPEAT CHORUS
TAG
I want a shot of tequila and a pina colada
Destroyin' what's left of my mind
