TOP 10 REASONS RODEO IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. IT IS NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO GET TIED UP

9. YOU ALWAYS HAVE 1 HAND FREE

8. IF YOU ARE GOOD, YOU JOIN THE CIRCUIT

7. GOAL IS TO GET JOB DONE IN LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME

6. THERE ARE CLOWNS TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOU

5. BEST PERFORMANCE CAN WIN A PICKUP TRUCK

4. YOU ONLY HAVE TO HOLD ON FOR 8 SECONDS

3. IT IS A LEGAL PROFESSION

2. YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET "BUCKED BACK"

1. YOU CAN STRAP ON A SADDLE OR RIDE BAREBACK