Quoted directly as it came out of Amber's mind:
At New City Media, Phil's the first one in and the last one out (yes, he's young and he's new). As our Network Administrator, Phil silently toils away installing, rebooting, reconfiguring, maintaining, and other technical stuff like that, our vast system of networks and servers. He builds databases, he knows C++, and his battle cry is "Better living through Java".
A left-brainiac notwithstanding, Phil develops his artsy-sensitive self by playing guitar, listening to Phish, and dedicating his weekends to the research of fine wines.
Through his acceptance into the College of William and Mary, Phil escaped the surly bonds of his Connecticut youth and entered into the wild and wonderful world of academia. Having courageously defended his Senior Thesis (calibrated spectroscopic data using least-squares fitting program!) before a hostile faculty panel, Phil was awarded a B.S. in Physics, with a minor in Math.
Perhaps you'd like to reach me by phone. Simple enough!! Simply dial the following numbers on your friendly neighborhood telephone:
This, my friend, is the address to send stuff to me...it never goes away:
Well, that about covers it. Stop sitting in front of your CRT and go have fun!