- The now defunct page of a recently graduated bro
	- Getter of Yale doctorates / the lesser Brophingham
	- Ahhh Kris... / Still has a roomy trunk
	- Singer of many notes / Related to poultry
	- Drinker of Sprite / Drinker of more Sprite
	- Listener of the Slip / Merchant of Sorts
	- Jumper of jobs / Firer of people
	- Tickler of Tilapia
	- Father of the Petes / Eater of Stomach Contents

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