Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Business, Money and Woman

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot

First On Recall Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R&D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

Found On Russian Dump

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PROTON

Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless

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