Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins-Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known
as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood, and,
consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The
Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the
prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with
his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.