Law of Window Cleaning:
Its always on the other side.

A .44 magnum beats four aces.

Law of Applied Terror:
The night before the English History mid-term your Biology teacher will assign 200 pages on planaria.

One more Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.

Never buy from a rich salesman.

After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

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