Une Femme

Me voici, in a picture by André Kertész,

ŕ Paris, évidemment....

 

Non-authorized Autobiography

I came into this world on a unknown date, born to unknown parents, in an unknown village located nobody knows exactly where. Until the age of 15 I devoted myself to the study of the Holy Scriptures in the Convent of the Humiliated Redeemers , who sheltered me and taught me all tricks an ardent woman should know:the noble labors of making your own coiffure, wearing couture and speaking with eloquence. Oh, the art of steamy hot sex was taught to me by the gardener of the Convent who plucked my much-sought-after petal one Saturday afternoon when the nuns weren't looking. Craving for more sophisticated experiences, I embarked on the next train to Paris, where I had the pleasure of enjoying the most dissolute intimacy with several surrealistes. It was also in Paris that I met many important figures such as Sigmund Freud , the Dalai Lama, Francesca da Rimini, and the egregious aristocrat Serafim Ponte Grande, who brought me to Brazil and made me the doorknob I am!! I've never worked...men always buy me a croissant for breakfast and I go on surviving...

 

Dreams and Yearnings

I shouldn't have used the plural

for I have only one dream in life! Meeting

JAVIER BARDEM

in all his dazzling glory! He is my prince charming, my Rudolf Balentino!! I fell for him the night I saw him in that very enticing Bigas Luna film...Golden Eggs. To kill time, while Javier and I don't meet, I study Spinosa, dance the tango and satisfy my HTML addiction on the internet. I can usually be spotted at the Globe, where I met my dear friend and world-famous sexual avatar Needsperm , or at Universo Online, engaged in useless conversations in the chat rooms.

BUT THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!!

 

Literature

I like it a bit, even though I suffer

from a condition called papaya brain.

 

Beauty tips

Lots of gin, creme and no cream. Oh, and sexy shoes.

 

What a naughty question to ask! I've had

lovers...

 


Thank you for your visit!!!!!!

Do you want to send me an e-mail ? A proposal de marriage ? Now I've got my own mailbox at une_femme@hotmail.com. Maybe I'll answer...Life is such a charade...

 


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