"Whenever I'm caught between two evils,
I take the one I've never tried."
-Mae West

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
-Mae West

"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
-Mae West

"I used to be Snow White...
but I drifted."
-Mae West

"When women go wrong,
men go right after them."
-Mae West

"Loves conquers all things
except poverty and toothache."
-Mae West

"It's not the men in my life that count,
it's the life in my men."
-Mae West