Where, or where can my Adrian be?
Oh, where oh where can he be?
With his hair cut short
And his jeans filled out....
Oh where, oh where can he be????
I'm an Adrian Paul fan,
Through and through.
He's my addiction.
(Let's rendezvous!)
When I'm hot and bothered
I just fru!
Show me AP
And I am goo!!
Duncan be nimble
Duncan be quick
Duncan come over here
and lick, lick, lick!
Adrian Paul went up the hill
To skinny dip in water.
AP fell down
And sprawled all around
And the Fruits came out of the woodwork!
Fully Filled Fruit of the Looms
Adrian ran up to the rooms
Running real fast-
Still showed his a$$.
Fully Filled Fruit of the Looms!
One, two
Show an AP fru!
Three, four
He's our amour!
Five, six
Make some flicks!
Seven, eight
Set RF straight!
Nine, ten
Get a PPB pen!
Sexy Adrian Paul,
Reclined in a sprawl.
Hearing the Fruits plea-
Stuck out his tongue
Looking so young
Declared, "This is fun! Tee Hee!!"
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has a kilt
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a calf seen here
And a thigh seen there
Here a calf, there a thigh
Everywhere his bare flesh.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has a sword
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a deep thrust here
And a deft parry there
Here a thrust, there a parry
Everywhere his sword flashing.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has an accent
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a "didnae" here
And a brogue there
Here a didnae, there a brogue
Everywhere the women swooning.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has a clan
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a birthday here
And a death day there
Here a rising- there a screaming
Everywhere he's still living.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has a bod-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With a chest seen here
And a butt seen there
Here a chest, there a butt
Everywhere his bare bod!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has those eyes-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With chocolate brown here
And a twinkle there
Here chocolate brown, there a twinkle
Everywhere those bedroom eyes!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has such lips-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With a smile here
And kissing there
Here a smile, there kissing
Everywhere that sexy mouth!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has his fans-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With a fru frued here
And a story there
Here a poem- there a song
Everywhere his loving fans!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
