Roses are Red

This page is going to be dedicated to "Roses are Red" poems. I'm hoping to have a massive collection soon, but so far I only have a few....but hey, it's a start!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

And so are they
That send you this
And when we meet
We'll have a kiss

-The original

Roses are red,
and your face is so pink,
Which is why you should speak,
only after you think.

-stolen from Vijay Ramlakhan

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you're shot in the head,
then I'll shoot me too.

-"Quentin Tarantino's Ode to Jimmy Chan"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...
If you are at work,
Don't you have something better to do?

-"Get a life..."

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I

-Anonymous

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
As night turns to day,
And day into night,
I am left remembering,
This man in my sight.

So as roses stay red,
And violets are blue,
While seconds pass by,
I can't wait to see you.

-Julie Kerouac

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
Bananas are too.

Birds make music,
Bees make honey,
I hope you like poetry..
Better than money!

-From some greeting card, sent by Lisa

Roses are red,
Leaves are green.
Giving me roses
Does not Prove
giving true love to me...

-Anonymous

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

-Anonymous

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...
The sex was good for me.
How was it for you?

-Sent by Geoff "Gizmo" Schultz

Roses are red,
Apples are sour,
Open your legs,
I'll show you some power!

-Sent by Nick Mauer

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

-Sent by Nick Mauer

Roses are black,
Violets are gray.
Storms of fire
Ruin my day.

Lightning of darkness
Make me cry
As I slowly begin to die.

-By Crystal (Hope)
"well this one is not red..but its still great..."

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I look at you,
I need a brew.

-Sent by Jenny IIleo69

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
And a face like yours
Belongs in a zoo.

-Sent by Kajal Jagatsing

Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
If your husband finds us,
We'll both be dead.

-Sent by Phil "Tattoophil" Welker

Roses are black,
Black as a stealth.
Quit looking at me,
And play with yourself.

-By Edward Hagopian

Roses are red
And violets are blue.
Love is dead,
And so are you.
My heart it bled
When you told me: we´re through.

-Anonymous. Found it in my guestbook

Roses are red,
Butts are pink.
This poem's stupid,
Don't you think?

Roses are red,
Butts are too,
This poem's stupid,
And so are you.

-Sent by Greg (Cha-CHING!) and Elisa Hussey

Roses are Red,
And dogs like to drool.
Don't do drugs ,
And stay in school.

-Sent by Greg (Cha-CHING!)

Roses are Red,
And girls have cooties.
But when they grow up,
They get big booties.

-Sent by Greg (Cha-CHING!)

Roses are red,
And aliens are cool.
But ya better watch out,
They're everywhere, fool

-Sent by Greg (Cha-CHING!)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am one...
Are you??

-Sent by Elisa H.

Roses are red,
Violets are black.
Why is your chest
As flat as your back?

-Sent by Elisa H.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
THIS BELCH IS FOR YOU!
(the last line to be said in burp talk.)

-This poem was performed by 'Heffer Wolf' from the cartoon show 'Rocko's Modern Life' on Nick. Sent by carterfour@prodigy.net

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Trash got dumped,
and so have you!!!!

-Sent by Lizab87180@aol.com

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
so take off your panties,
and snap off your girdle.

-Sent by John "da pimp" T.

Roses are dead,
Violets are dying,
So bitch get over it!
and stop your freaking crying.

-Sent by John "da pimp" T. "Here's another one for girls that dont leave u alone!"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What will it take To get rid of you!!

And roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll finish this in a sec,
'Cause i need the loo!

-Sent by Owen

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
And so is maple syrple.

- From some movie. Sent by "Beck"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
True love only comes once
So watch what you do.

'Cause if you don't
You'll begin to regret
All of the time
Your thinking heart spent.

-Sent by Sara Hav

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Believe me when I
Say "I love you."

-Sent by James Barnett

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm dyslexic,
tbu I oelv yuo!

-Sent by Michael Fletcher
"Eat ya heart out William Shakespeare!!!"

Roses are red,
Violets are gold,
Why wear a bra,
When nothing to hold.

-Sent by Alex Fatica

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got hayfever,
HATCHOO!

-Sent by Jan Hopin


Sorry about leaving this site for so long, but University it tough!! Oh and ever since Yahoo took over Geocities, my guestbook messages are now trapped inside my old geobook.html file and I dunno how to import them into the new guestbook format! Hang tight people! I'll work around it!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Drop me a line,
That's what you should do!

Send me a poem
For me to read!
Compliment me
Or insult if need!

poong@home.com

Or sign in my guestbook.
Just a poem or three.
If I like what I see,
I'll post it for all to see!

- Gordon Poon

To view my guestbook, click here


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In memory of Chi Lee

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