BIRTHDAY
				For your birthday, I am taking you to Wal  Mart
			and I will proudly walk you down that aisle'
			To read each and every birthday card, dear,
			'Cause I know how to treat a girl with style!
			I'll let you play with their high-priced computer,
			you can play a big ol' game of hearts,
		And I can't think of nothin' that is cuter,
		than stealin' other peoples' shoppin' carts
			After housewares, we can go and check out clearance,
			and then look at furniture and lamps, you push the cart and I'll  run interference,
		But, please, no deli,
		Last time I got cramps!
		and when, at last, your special day is over, and we go out that automatic door,
		We'll go home to our shack in the clover,
			and dream about that super Wal Mart store!
				The    End