SHORT  POEMS
MANDY
My cousin, the alien, is into occult,
She's not a person you'd want to insult!
EARRINGS
Earrings used to be found only in ears,
but now {especially after a couple of beers!}
you can find them anywhere.
In tongue,
In navel,
And there!
And THERE!!
MISSOURI
Missouri,
Misery,
My story.
DEAD
"You'll die a lonesome old man," he said,
and I replied," I'll be just as dead!"
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