In the midden seat of the galaxy, just a little to the left there lies a near-deaf star. Orbiting this star is a peculiar chunk of rock which is believed to be an original chunk from Excrimenteus(the God of double quilted velvet loo roll)'s porcelain seat.

Legend has it that at the beginning of time Excrimenteus missed the start of the universe by 10 minutes due to a blocked up toilet. In a severe fit of rage, he wrenched the colossal seat from the porcelain bowl and hurled it into the depths of space. Over the millenia that followed, parts of the seat broke off and slowed down. As thousands of years turned into millions, life began to develop on some of the chunks and Excrimenteus calmed down.

Seventy million years on one such chunk is today known as Cumbernauld but more importantly is the chunk known as ...

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