I was born April 2nd 1993 at Aunt Ginger’s
in a fashionable Jacksonville neighborhood

When 8 weeks old
"Mom" and "Dad" adopted me

I am cute, talented, and fairly smart
During my youth I wasn’t too smart
and went to the hospital three times

My first time was because of the neighbors large cat,
second time because of the neighbors large dog,
and third because of the neighbors large truck
I don’t mess with that neighbor anymore

I’ve no illusions of this world,
it’s a dangerous place

My favorite hobbies are:
chasing lizards,
sleeping,
and lying on daddys’ lap

I been dating a handsome cat lately
Tom is in the fish business
which to me is deliciously “interesting”

My best friends besides Mom, Dad, and Tom are
Jennifur in Peotone, Illinois
And Misty who lives down the street

Kitty Pamphlets of Humor and Wisdom

The Last of Ravin 7-28-98	About Cats 6-20-98	Catwashing 7-28-98
Pilltime 7-28-98	House Rules 7-28-98