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I went in for a check up,
was fit and feeling fine,
had x-rays, mamogram and blood,
no roses or good wine.
The bill was like the national debt,
my checkbook took it bad,
but I feel secure knowing about
the disease I never had!
Copyright 1997 Nancy Watson Dodrill
Previously published in Apron Strings Magazine.
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