This is Gerry making the game winning shot of the 1999 NCAA Championship game against Duke - wait a minute, Gerry's not black, isn't over six feet tall, doesn't play college basketball, and doesn't even go to UConn. Whoops, my mistake. Well he's rarely seen without his UConn hat and jacket, so he could've fooled me. Of course he is too busy causing trouble at UMass to be plaguing UConn too, hence his new nickname - THE INSTIGATOR ;) Don't mess with him or you'll be sorry, and if he's on the phone trying to order pizza from you, don't ever EVER hang up on him. He is THE asshole and proud of it too - but at the same time he is the kind of guy who will come down to visit you on your birthday even when he has two exams the next day.. and he'll put you to bed when when you've had too much to drink and then call you the next day to see if you're ok. And I dunno how many times he's helped me with organic chemistry when I was flipping out at the Blue Wall (where he usually is when he's not in Sylvan)...
All in all, when he isn't being an asshole, although he won't usually admit it.. Gerry is a really sweet guy. He's incredibly smart too - he is a Chemical Engineering major, which is probably one of the hardest things you can ever do. Of course that's only his backup plan. He really wants to be a pilot, and is joining the Marines for the summer to get his foot in the door for that. GO GERRY!! Fuck that engineering shit and fly a plane.. speaking of fucking shit, here are some