...is Robyn's are wonderful things..
though her head is not made out of rubber and her bottom isn't made out of springs.. it's ok Robyn, you're still cool. Robyn is one of my oldest friends at UMass - I met her in band camp freshman year, and we became better friends later that semester. Now she is my friendly next door neighbor and my rat doctor - whenever anything is wrong with them she's the first person I call.. or shout to, being that she does live in the next room over. She loves the boys almost as much as I do :) In fact she loves animals in general (especially CATS), which would explain why she's an animal science/pre-vet major and spends most of her days either playing with bunnies or some big farm animal. Like goats. She really likes goats. I don't get it, but hey, whatever floats her boat.. She does scary things to cows and sheep, but we won't get into that.
Besides doing obscene things to farm animals.. can we say BUGGERY? just kidding, I know you don't like them THAT much.. Robyn has a lot of traits I admire.. like her determination. She knows how hard it is to get into vet school, but she is working her ass off to make it happen - she may end up going to a school in Florida or even ITALY (GO TO ITALY ROBYN!! NO THIS IS NOT A HINT) but wherever she ends up, I hope it's somewhere near me so I can take all my pets to her because I'm sure she'll be the best goddamn vet around. Plus she's a great friend.. and coworker too - we recently both very randomly got a job at a funky cool greenhouse where they play some interesting music Love ya Robyn :) Yupyupyup yup yup.