The Punisher



This is my stalker, the Punisher.. well actually it's the comic book version of him, I couldn't find a picture of the wrestler or whatever that he was really named after. and to all of you bandos who don't even know his real name, it's SCOTT. So don't introduce him to your mother as Punisher! He DOES have a formal name! I'm probably one of the few people left in the world who call him by his real name, I dunno why.. Anyway, Scott likes to sleep. He falls asleep just about anywhere, even at everyone's favorite eating and studying hangout, The Blue Wall. He's even taken a nap in the SHOWER before! When he isn't sleeping he's wandering. He can't seem to sit in one place for more than oh.. 5 or 10 minutes. (If he does, he falls asleep. it's a vicious cycle) If Scott got paid for wandering he'd make mad money- in fact I really think he should consider a career as a Professional Wanderer. I'm sure there's a huge demand for them somewhere. And if he isn't sleeping OR wandering (or partying or going to the bars or chilling with his billion other friends), he's hanging out with ME. Hehe.. well not really.. but we do hang out a lot. We reminisce about the good old days when Saturday morning cartoons were still cool or we wander (yes I've wandered with him! it's fun!) around and he teaches me about trees I didn't learn in Plant Sampling or talk to the crazy (but cool) guy at the greenhouse... "You drink Sobe tea? Sobe tea? You know the Sobe tea?" And yes, he watches Charlie Brown with me too...

Speaking of Charlie Brown.. Scott got me my very own Charlie Brown Christmas tree. We dug it up out of his backyard. It looks a little like this. What can I say? It needed me. :)

In conclusion, I'd like to state that.. well, Scott is one of the coolest people I've ever met. He can get along with just about anyone, has no prejudices toward anyone, is very open minded, really really sweet (who else would stay on campus for a few extra hours when he could've gone home just to keep me company?? ok, besides Junie) and he comes up with some of the weirdest shit I've ever heard, or have heard, but he puts a new light on them.. so here are some

Punisher-isms
Tadoshii!!
You can do it! You can do it all night long..
Snap into a Slim Jim!
Awwwww yeaaaaah (you have to hear him say it)
Why don't you just go to WWW.SHUTTHEFUCKUP.COM!!!!
Hell no! I'm gonna marry Tyrone!
What about Mrs. Grinch?
You're just dumb, aren't you boy?
The word of the day is "sloshed". Now let's say it in a sentence. I'm going to get sloshed tonight.
BURN SHIT!

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