and my twin..
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You must be thinking... they're twins? But they don't look anything alike! That may be, but how many girls have size 8 shoes, and wear SHIRTS?? Huh? We were definitely separated at birth, and we were kept apart till that fateful day in umm.. September? 1999, when I met Stacy through Jason during band. and through her I met half of the group that has become our little group of friends. Before I go any further I have to point out the fact that Stacy loves turtles - she really REALLY loves them like no one has ever loved anything else.. which is absolutely cool because that makes her that much easier to shop for. She even has her own little turtle, named Kamesan ("Mr. Turtle" in Japanese- guess who named him?) Plus if she didn't love them so much, I probably wouldn't have a Galapagos Island-mate to ride around on Galapagos tortoises all day with. Because of that and so many other things, Stacy is the Shitt. Yes, with two T's. That makes me the Phuck, with a "Ph". Yeah, we're a little weird. We also have mad musical talent, writing songs for our band _ (pronounced "Underscore") along with the other band members, Adam and Jason. Our best work was done one day while we were wandering aimlessly around Stacy's home campus (at least it is during the week days) Mt. Holyoke.. Here are some examples of our lyrical genius: |
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The roof The roof the roof of my mouth The roof The roof The roof of my mouth When you bite down on a chip and it really hurts Ouch motherfucker, ouch --- _ |
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We love New Hampshire It is the greatest state of all The leaves turn pretty colors in the fall The best part is we don't pay any taxes We cut down the trees with big ol' axes --- _ , "We have Nothing" |
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When Stacy isn't toiling away at Mt. Holyoke or partying with her wonderful friends at UMass, she's in between, and since she makes the commute quite a lot, she can often be found sitting right here on this PVTA bus for about 40 minutes every other day or so. The fact that she does this so often shows how much she really loves us. And she hardly ever complains. In fact I think she's incapable of being mad - she is just that sweet of a person. Well in case you're ever feeling unappreciated, remember that I love ya, my twin :) and I will return the favor and come hang out at Mt. Holyoke once in a while! |