If Man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve Man, but it would deteriorate the cat - Mark Twain

Nobody can truly own a cat - Old British Saying

No time spent with a cat on your lap can be considered wasted.

A cat is a friend who will never betray you.

After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.

A house is not a home until it has a cat.

Who can believe there's no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautier

There must be a heaven, where else could cats have come from? - Anonymous

Cat quote: "It doesn't take much to entertain a human."

Cats come in many varieties... and every one is divine.

Cats miss you when you are gone.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

If man has a soul, then too must cats have a soul - cats are just a beautiful as humans and, quite possibly, more deserving. - Anonymous

If you wish to know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

If you wish to know a man, observe how your cat treats him.

Don't waste your time trying to out-stubborn a cat.

A cat is always on the wrong side of the door, until the door is opened.

A cat will always sit on whatever you are trying to read. Computer keyboards are really neat too.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia - Joseph Wood Krutch

Cat Rule: Get plenty of sleep during the day so you can play at 4:00am.

With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity and courage, how may of us, I ask you, would be capable of being cats? - Fernand Mery, Her Majesty the Cat

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there. - Agnes Repplier

Every animal knows more than you do. - Native American Proverb

To err is human, to purr is feline. - Robert Byrne

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. - Nan Porter

Prowling his own quiet back yard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds - Jean Burden

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?" - Samuel Butler

A strange black cat on your porch brings prosperity - Scottish superstition

A cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather ahead - English superstition

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is the hardest to come by. - Stephen Baker