Winter Times

a parody of Jars of Clay's "Crazy Times"

by Michael C. Shivar


Verse 1: 
It's cold today
Can't go out and play 
And it's snowing anyway 
You can't go out 
Without a snow plow 
You'll be driving in vain 

Chorus: 
It's no use 
It's always the winter time 
You'll find you can't wait for warm July 
It takes almost half the day 
To clear the driveway 



verse 2: 
It's on the roof 
You about had enough 
Of these cold white flakes 
And so it still snows 
Burying two-story homes 
Just give us a break 

( chorus ) 


Bridge: 
Try to crank the frozen car 
Turn the key, it just won't start (now, now, now, now) 
Seemed some time ago it revved 
The engine floods, and now your stuck here 
Frowning 

verse 3: 
Your toes have froze 
You can't feel your nose 
You go back inside 

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