Then You Hit the Bottom

Here at the Wombat Dump we are fashion connoisseurs and we were quite impressed with I-House putting the raw back in RAUNCH! Special mention must be made of the terry toweling jackets of some fine Koolobong lads (they were in Eyes Wide Shut -Ed). They fared favourably in comparison with the Weerona idiots with their Hungry Jacks crowns, oh how eighties (And we mean that in the flock of seagulls 80's way -Ed, these editorial comments are becoming quite intrusive aren't they). Best of all, Interhalls proved that dreams can indeed come true with Santa himself making an appearance, Yay!

Sometimes, however, our duds let us down, as Adam can attest. Although he coped admirably with his catastrophe, Adam had no answer for his self-destructing pants. Mr. Barnett claimed that this was a result of the furious sexual energy built up throughout the night, and we are not ones to argue, are we Sunil? Just one point, Adam, don't use Staples when only duct tape can fix the problem.

Toilets. Video Cameras. Security Guards. Boys. Girls. Ladies. Gents. It all gets a bit pear shaped from here on in. Suffice to say that the experiment went well.