Uni of Wollongong #1
#1, yea it feels pretty good. Actually let's not undersell ourselves. It feels flippin' great! But it makes you think, why Wollongong?* why here? Why now? Why the hell not! #1 in Duck Ponds. Landscaped by professionals for professionals. The beauty almost takes you over. But not as much as the Ducks. #1 in Fucks, did we say fucks? We meant Ducks.#1 in Bands Canceling. Young Bernie really doesn't like those BHP fumes, does he? Softie. #1 in Administration… bullshit, #1 in queues. Bugger me. #1 in floods, well at least until Nyngan gets its act together. #1 in research, thank you Kelly Ann Page. #1 in Boobs, thank you Kelly Ann Page. That relates to the last point. No, really. #1 in Colleges, namely I-House. Iggy, iggy, iggy (it just molded).
#1 in Rec Centres, we still have to pay. #1 in Protests. #1 in Strikes. #1 in Pollution Haze, BHP we love you, for without you we would not be. #1 in Prime Television adverts. #1 in Mascots. Go...?
#1 in Indigenous Health. #1 in Theatre Tech. #1 in Physics as a Science. #1 in Union Bookshop. #1 in Student Services. #1 in McDuck Inn. #1 in Myxomotosis. #1 in Vice Chancellors'. Never lose sight of your goals. #1 in Libraries. Yes, that's right. #1 in Exchange Students. #1 in Inflatable Chairs. #1 in Women in Engineering, yes baby. #1 in Uni Movies, thank you Peter Castle. #1 demountables. Well, not anymore but we hold the record. #1 in New New Science Buildings. #1 in Drainage Problems.