What follows are 10 books that I have found to my liking. Some have said I am insane...they cease to exist now..... Some have sed....< anyhoo...10 books that meet or exceed my surprisingly low standards...

10. The Brothers' War-Artifact Cycle: Book 1 Two brothers have a spat and end up kicking each other's ass. Sweeeet!!!

9. Planeswalker-Artifact Cycle: Book 2 One brother wins, the other loses (duuh) The winner is pissed off at the ones who corrupted his brother..blah blah bah..good book

8, Shadows of the Empire--a Star Wars book. The events that took place in between the movies Empire Strikes back and Return of the Jedi. I laughed, I cried, I got a stomach cramp...

7. Ordinary People: Dude tries to commit suicide and deals with the aftermath of losing his brother to death's cold embrace Plus, he gets laid (hehehehe)

6. Elmo's ABC's Adventure: Follow Elmo as he makes his way through the alphabet to the famous letter "Z"..so he can beat the shit out of it!!!

5. Sex: FOr dummies: VEEEERY informative...but I still cant get laid!! RIP OFF!! RIIP OFF!!!

6. Hustler-the Forum: hehehehe...I liked the naughty pictures.....oh..and the stories weren't that bad either.. (This book also found its way under my bed...)

7. THe adventures of Curious George: I STILL can't freakin figure out why he's so damn curious!!!

8. Masturbation Across the Nation-how I jerked off in all 50 states A...rather..."informative" book by my good friend Jast......um...he's sick...really....someone get him help before he hurts himself

9.The Masque of Red Death-by Edgar Allen Poe: Scared the SHIT out of me!!! I normally read this when on the "seat"

and..the number one book on my list.......is

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C++ for Dummies

thank you thank you

even though I know you wont read them....