Hello there children! My name is Ranger Skinner. Taking care of our Florida Everglades is very important work. I take my job very seriously. However, I still find time to write really dirty little notes to one of the new girly rangers.

follow me to the dirty notes and kellum's lamps shed...UH!...watch your step there son, that there is gator crap. New federal law states real clear that we ain't aloud to track that through the Miccosukee teepees no more.