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A man is a person who, if a woman says, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', lets her. |
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.” - Woody Allen
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A woman is a person who,if she says to a man, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', and he lets her, she gets mad. | |
A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', and he lets her and she gets mad, says " now what are you mad about?" | |
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', and he lets her, she gets mad and he says " now what are you mad about?" says...." if you don't know I'm not going to tell you". | |
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