HOly crap man!!! oh my gosh... this is SO BAD!!! so it's 12:24am and i was texting Parsons just to annoy him, and so I wrote two messages... then Selina's like, text him again... say, can we have sex yet? so i did - but i sent it to the wrong NUMBER!!!!!! hahahahaha... dang, i laughed my ass off... this could turn out to be very bad. ANyways, someone said that showering together with someone and lighting candles would be very sexy... I think it's COSMO tip number 85 or something. j/k. So I reply, Oh! That's what Selina and I do to conserve electricity!! It scares me that they actually paused to think about it very carefully...
About JEANS. First there are the ones which make you look really really hot when you're in shape - they cling where they should and conceal what no one but your slightly farsighted eyes can 'not' see. And then there are FAT JEANS. which happen to be the best thing ever created - the kind you wear when you feel horrible and your ass feels huge and your stomach is bulging.. and all you wanna do is wear one of those baggy baby blue velour jogging suits and a huge gold chain... except for the fact that Joy and June would never let you live it down - if they continue to talk to you after such a serious fasion faux pas. Those, are my calvins. I love Calvin Klein - they have the best colored denim which doesn't fade no matter how much you wash them... they fit well over the hips because they're usually wide hipped, unlike benetton pants which actually have a smaller waist and expand around the hips... and they even came up with the concept of 'boyfriend jeans'... the kind you'd borrow of your boyfriend when you have nothing else to wear - but i think they're more like the kind of jeans you have to have in your cupboard in case your boyfriend's wardrobe is unmentionably uncoordinated.
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