May 13, 2003 - the Monte Cristo sandwich

Holy cow man, saw The Count of Monte Cristo tonight... SO GOOD! man. Crazy day. worked from 9am-6pm and then had class from 6-8:30, came back, vegged.. watched the movie and yup. So I get this email today from Lorien...


>Hello All,
>Great offer from Nokia!! Grab your set!!!!!!!
>Nokia Is Giving Away Phones For "FREE"!! Nokia is trying word-of-mouth
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>phone all you need to do is send this email out to 8 people (for a free
>Nokia 6210) or to 20 people (for a free Nokia WAP). Within 2 weeks you
>will receive a free phone. (They contact you via your email address).
>You must send a copy to - anna.swelan@nokia.com
>Regards
>Christine

Yah. Uh huh. No words are to be said... ooh! and Pat is coming to Toronto on my birthday weekend!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! So excited. And this next one is for Selina... miss you hon!

3 Indians and 3 Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket Match at the World Cup. At the CJ Station, the 3 Pakistanis buy a ticket each and watch as the 3 Indians buy just one ticket for them all.

"How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Pakistani.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Indian.

They all board the train. The Pakistanis take their respective seats but all 3 Indian scram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Pakistanis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Indian style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the Indians don't buy ticket at all!!!

How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Pakistani.

"Watch and learn," answers an Indian.

When they board the train the 3 Pakistanis cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 Indians cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indian leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Pakistanis are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Indian takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet!!!

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