Got the FUNNIEST letter in the mail from my sis today. Goes as follows..
KITCHEN TOWEL EXCHANGE
THIS IS A KITCHEN TOWEL EXCHANGE. PLEASE SEND A KITCHEN TOWEL TO THE PERSON WHOSE NAME IS IN THE NUMBER ONE POSITION BELOW… THEN MOVE MY NAME TO THE NUMBER ONE POSITION AND PUT YOUR NAME IN THE NUMBER TWO POSITION. ONLY YOUR NAME AND MY NAME SHOULD APPEAR ON THIS LIST WHEN YOU SEND YOUR LETTER OUT. SEND THE LETTER TO SIX FRIENDS.
THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER… IT IS JUST FOR FUN. IF YOU CANNOT DO THIS WITHIN FIVE DAYS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO IT WILL BE FAIR TO THOSE PARTICIPATING. A MANILA ENVELOPE WILL MAIL A TOWEL NICELY. YOU SHOULD RECEIVE THIRTY-SIX (36) NEW TOWELS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. IT IS FUN TO SEE THE DIFFERENT LOCATIONS FROM WHICH YOUR TOWELS ARRIVE. SELDOM DOES ANYONE DROP OUT BECAUSE WE CAN ALL USE KITCHEN TOWELS.
THE TURN AROUND IS EXTREMELY FAST BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY TWO NAMES ON THE LIST. YOU SHOULD BE RECEIVING YOUR FIRST TOWEL IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS. DO NOT BE THE ONE STOPPING THE PARADE OF DISH TOWELS, REMEMBER TO PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO JOIN THE FUN.
It kind of puts things into perspective - as to how many kitchen towels one REALLY needs. If it weren't for these crazies, the kitchen towel business might just have collapsed! Just like the Canadian economy - I am single handedly supporting it and helping the dollar rise by the sole power of my retailing. It is a practice that has almost become an art - PERFORMANCE art at that! *curtsy* Parsons called the other night - so nice to hear from him. Although he DID lose his sexy voice.. he was sick for awhile and had the sexiest voice.. MAN. why'd you gotta go and get better?!? I have gotten pudgy again. Didn't get to exercise today cuz I was too busy trampling around Toronto trying to collect data on ancillary strips. Believe me, it's not as exciting as it sounds. I got to sit for 15 minutes and count how many people went by! Whee! OKay so it was kinda cool going and documenting stores and it was such a pretty day that I walked home! So that's kind of exercising right? Had a driving lesson yesterday. Very eventful - almost sideswiped a couple cars... I swear, driving instructors, ESPECIALLY mine, should be given medals of bravery. They put themselves in the hands of silly teenagers who believe themselves to be trustworthy and coordinated enough to be able to handle heavy (but preeetty!) pieces of machinery!! Ahhh, fools. So much reading to do... already?!?! To think of how much time I've wasted in trying to think of things to do in order to NOT study. It's almost beautiful - that I've put such dedication into that. Now THAT, my friends, is a job well done!
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