Quotes..(sane and otherwise)

"I'm rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off...hehe"

"Would you like to touch my monkey??"

"You may not touch my monkey!!"

"Yer mother waz a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry"

"To start press any key, where's the anykey??"

"If I'm not back within five minutes..........just wait longer!"

one of our favs "He's a little too bald for my liking" (but just bald enough for Julannes!!!)

"Well slap my ass and call me charlie!"

(personal joke) "Oklahoma??"

"How does this make you feel?"

"So Brain what do you wanna do tonight?? same thing we do every night Pinky....try to take over the world!!"

"I love you Neville, I love you Buella...lets go....TOTALLY NUDE!!" (probably not understood unless you're a fast forward loving Aussie)

"That's it, it's true!! I'M A CLOSET CASE SAVAGE GARDEN LOVER!!!"

"Can I borrow yah twink (twank) mate??"

"No, I don't like him....he doesn't have purple hair!!"

"Never trust green Hippos who walk on tight-ropes"

"Never cross the road in outer space"

"Always look both ways before entering the shower"

"you can't bungee jump up a cliff, with out a parachute"

"When in Rome, *&(!#$@*!"

"beware of the blue bananas, they are trying to take over the world"

"Kiss my WHAT???"

"Seeing may be believing but feeling is understanding"

"The future is always bright as long as you remember the batteries"

"A little craziness makes the mundane bearable"

"Never do anything you wouldn't tell your grandmother about."

(yelled at a passing jogger)"Ruuuuuuuun Forrest... RUUUUN!!!"

(yelled at a passing cyclist) "Don't fall off ya bike!"

"hello my name is Frank and I'm a grapeaholic"

"Fear is a frame of mind; death is the consequence of fear and insecurity. Life is the conquering of fears and the development of new views and ideas."

"Being broke is temporary, poverty is a state of mind"

I was sent this poem and I thought it belonged here.. it really does have quite a ring of truth about it: Slow dance

"Love is when you are in the back seat of your car and your feet are hanging out of the window and you aren't even ashamed."

"this guy was struttin', by the time we were finished with him... underwear in the bush"

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it is the triumphant twang of a bedspring"

(said calmly during a heated argument) "it's not my problem, it's none of my concern"

"um, ok whatever..back to me!"

"just go back to your frauding and thieving"

"oh! that's so funny! I mean it was funny before.. but now I actually KNOW what it means, it's just like.. haha!"

*said nasaly* "weeell.. I'm a single mum with a daughter.. awww.. sometimes it's the weather!.. I guess.. I just.. don't get enough sleep"

*said in deep voice* "hey girls! that was my last bourbon and coke... BURRRRRP"

*holding on tight to the nearest stationery object* "hoooold on... it's an earthquake!!!"

"can't we just be friends without him getting a hard-on??"

"it's just, stupid.. everyone's so, stupid at the moment.. they're just stupid stupid people!!"

"van der beek? that's a stupid name... kinda like, thomas manning".. "wha? thomas manning isn't a stupid name".."ohhh.. defending him now are ya!??"

(true identities withheld to protect the innocent)
"*shrug*: no I'm not.. it'd be too easy *l*
god: just like you *l*
*shrug*: yeh right.. I'm not the one in the dictionay *l*
god: what's a dictionay? *l*
*shrug*: it's a horses dic *l*
god: *smacks ya cuz that made no sense* *l*
*shrug*: dictio-nay *l* it was a bad joke.. hehehe!
god: no confuctin way *lol*
*shrug*: yuh, pretty confuct up *l*"
"you look like a hippo"
"he's double clicking his mouse again"
"man.. I feel up a woman"
"what's that noise? oh.. fucking bats".."um, no.. I think they're just flying"
"who's singing".."it's *nsync".."oh.. I knew it was one of the boy bands.. I just didn't know which.. I can never get them straight".."neither can they"
"who's your deputy mayor"
"who's your deputy dog"
"you brittish bitch"
"give it to me, you prehistoric wonder"
*sung to the tune of "I want it that way"* "he's always sayin! aint nothin but a butt ache.. aint nothin but a fruitcake.. I don't ever wanna hear ya say.. which backstreet boy is gay"..*mumbles something about kevin*
"make my boobies one more size"
"eat all the old people.. show em that you love em.. eat all the old people.. shove em in the oven"

Many thanks to my dearest friends; Eleonor, Steve, Adrian.. (oh and that freaky lil man refered to as "god") for their contribution to this page...any other quotes that you think belong here should be emailed to ave6@hotmail.com

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