Snap Shots!
*Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.
*Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I
thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!"
*Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is
stupid.
*We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm
wonderful, or should that be I'm strange and you're wonderful?
*Indecision is the key to flexibility.
*Having an out of body experience. Back in five.
*Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen
at once.
*I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as they go flying by.
*It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.
*My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.......
*The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
*Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
*Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is
serious.
*My Reality Check bounced.
*The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here?!
*Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
*I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
*There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
*Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.
*I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
*There are two rules for ultimate success in life. . Never tell
everything you know.
*When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?
*Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
*Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.