Ways To Cope With Stress

~ Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

~ Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.

~ Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

~ When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

~ Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

~ Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

~ Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

~ Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

~ Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

~ Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

~ Pay your electric bill in pennies.

~ Drive to work in reverse.

~ Polish your car with earwax.

~ Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

~ Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

~ Braid the hairs in each nostril.

~ Write a short story using alphabet soup.

~ Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

~ Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.

~ Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.



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