~ Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
~ Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
~ Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
~ When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
~ Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
~ Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
~ Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
~ Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
~ Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
~ Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
~ Pay your electric bill in pennies.
~ Drive to work in reverse.
~ Polish your car with earwax.
~ Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
~ Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
~ Braid the hairs in each nostril.
~ Write a short story using alphabet soup.
~ Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
~ Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
~ Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.