Anuvuin: episode #4 The Maurders Experiment and Birth of a Princess (The Break in the Story)
Part 1
Ten years previous to the main story of Anuvuin Mr. Orange Idiot had had a son named Idiotic Idiot. Eight years before, Stu Stupid had a son named Magg Stupid. Remember, Stu Stupid is second in command of the Maurders. Anyway, ten years ago, when Idiotic was born, the time was exactly in-between Jedi Stories and Anuvuin. Now, Rhun Brun and the following event happened in the same year. The Maurders are discussing their new plan. Mr. Orange Idiot, still the head leader of the Maurders, addresses his bunch. “It is time to act on a new plan. We will get Dyrnwyn back eventually…we need it to carry out our plans. We only have one attempt for this. According to Stu’s last outing, the Republic Queen, Queen Sally, is going to be giving birth very shortly. What I purpose that we do is get Dyrnwyn and finally open the doorway…and leave the royal child in the other dimension. This will be our experiment. But if we’re going to do it, it must be as soon as the child is born or switching babies will never work because the parents would recognize the change. This will also gain us a foothold in taking the galaxy over for ourselves. All right, we should pack up and travel to Coruscant immediately to assure that we’ll be there before the child is born. Let us be off now!” So off the Maurders go, to Coruscant. Now, to the royal family. John Jedi was still alive, and so was his wife Catherine. John had decided that he would retire from being King of the Republic (though people still called him King. It was just that he was giving away his duties) and had passed the job onto his son, Tim Jedi. Tim had grown up and married Sally, Locon’s daughter, since we last left him. Sally was pregnant and was due at anytime. She was having twins, though they (Tim & Sally & the doctor) kept it from everyone else. They didn’t want all the publicity. Time adjustment notice: instead of having the time be 20 years after Jedi Stories when Anakin’s born, as was originally planned, we’ll so-pone it to 23 years so that Tim can be 18 instead of 15 when he has children. And we’re making this the initial start of Anuvuin. It’ll just have to cover more years, but that’s okay. Tim was really excited about this, and so was the Republic. Anyway, Tim looks at his wife, lovingly. They are in the Republic Hospital on Coruscant because she had started to go into contractions. “How are you doing?” he asks her. “All right, I guess,” responds Sally. “But I’m tired already!” Tim smiled. The doctor comes in and says, “let’s see how things are looking under there.” He moves towards Sally and examines her suing advanced, safe equipment. “How far is she from delivery, would you say, doctor?” inquires Tim. “Well,” said the doctor after examining Sally a little, “I would say…between 1 and 3 hours…unless she starts having really bad contractions sooner than I expect.” Sally wants to cry and Tim nods. The Maurders are stupid and forget how to get to Coruscant, which delays them, an hour (they finally remember). Mr. Orange Idiot, with Idiotic Idiot sitting next to him on the ship floor, says, “I thought this was the right way…but maybe we’re uh heading in the wrong direction.” Stu says, “Oh yeah, Coruscant is the Republic capital. We should turn around.” “We’re wasting time! Turn her around immediately!” orders Mr. Orange Idiot. So they do. The Maurders are now 15 minutes away when Sally says, “Tim…call the doctor…I think it’s time!” So the doctor rushes in and, after about 5 minutes, the doctor is ordering her to push. “Come on, I see a head…. it’s a girl!” Tim’s smile kind of fades. This was the first daughter born to the Royal family…he didn’t know how his father would take it, and he didn’t particularly like it, but he accepted it. Sally says, “Do you have any names, Tim? I have a perfect a perfect middle one. I just can’t seem to find a first name, though.” Tim thinks…he had thought over boy names, but he was not prepared for this. “How about Samantha?” Sally smiles, “I like it, I like it a lot! My middle name for the child is Amidala.” Now, both Tim and Sally know that there is another one on the way, but it doesn’t appear to be anytime too soon (within the next 5 minutes.) The doctor says, handing the baby to Tim, “I want to check your wife over again so I can determine how soon the next one will come. Your wife appears, even though she’s still in labor, that she will not have the other one for a few more minutes. Everything looks fine in there for the second child. I’m getting a nurse in here to take a look at your first one.” A nurse comes and took Samantha away while, minutes later; Sally was in the process of having the other one as the Maurders entered Coruscant Hospital…. Until next time!
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