Anuvuin: episode #6 The Downfall of Poopsie Kritch and Arawn’s birth
Part 1
Previously: Sally just had her second child (Minka), but the Maurders kidnapped her, thinking she was the Republic heir, not knowing about Samantha. This was all part of the Maurder Experiment. They also attempted capturing Dyrnwyn, but they failed…resulting in not being able to carry out their plans in full. Now, this story should also include the Downfall of Poopsie Kritch. (Well deserved, eh?),br> “We missed the heir,” says Mr. Orange Idiot. “But we have the other.” Of course this distressed the Maurders. Now, Tim Jedi, already mad from the previous event, desperately tries to find her. Tim finally gives up his search, as no one can provide any useful information as to what could have happened. Tim discusses this with his wife. “Sally, dear, I’m worried about Samantha. If they got Minka, obviously they thought she was the heir and didn’t know about Samantha. What’s to stop whoever kidnapped Minka from taking Samantha as soon as they find out about her. That ought to be soon, seeing how fast her birth has spread around Coruscant.” Sally looked at her husband. “There might be something we can do…” Tim looks at her for any suggestions, but finds one himself. Tim has a look on his face…it’s really hard for him to say that. “There is a way…this is going to be hard…it’s hard to say it, but I have a friend on Naboo. He could take care of Samantha until she is old enough and it is safe enough to know whom she is to come back. His name is Dalben…” Tim looks to Sally for a reaction. She says, “It would be hard, but it’s a good plan. I will not have my other child taken from me! She would be safe and would be raised well. Let’s do it!” Tim says, “But what will we tell the people?” “Tell them that we sent her to be well educated and brought up in a normal family, that we want what’s best for our daughter.” So, that is what they did. Samantha was sent to Naboo to be raised by Dalben. It was agreed that Dalben would tell no one about her true identity and that she would be called by her middle name, Amidala. Now, we’ll come back to the Republic and things later, but now let us go to the Anchorhead establishment on Tatooine. Yes, Lowdun is still alive. Besides Brax S. and Summoner, he and Mary also had a daughter named Ellen. Ellen grew up and became a Jedi, much to her father’s dislike. (That story will be later.) She met and married a man named Brax Corta, also a Jedi. The couple now lives on Clay Hill, the planet the Corta’s are from. It’s Ellen’s turn to have a baby now. It comes, and it is a boy. Brax C. (remember there are two Brax’s in the story, so don’t get confused! Brax Corta and Brax Skywalker. Brax C. is Frey’s son, and Brax S. is Lowdun’s son.) Says, “Well, what do you think we ought to name it?” Ellen thinks a little, then finally says, “How about Arawn Lloyd Corta?” “That’s a good name.” Now, back to the Kritch’s. This time, Yodar P. Kritch is on Wolly with his father. Yodar is getting extremely annoyed with how his father handles everything. “I could do so much better!” he thinks. At the moment, Poopsie is meditating. Even dark Jedi get visions. Poopsie is having one now. In this vision he sees an extremely powerful man, a Sith dressed in black, but then Poopsie gets confused because he doesn’t appear to be a Sith. The man kills what Poopsie can sense is a Kritch and that the Dark Side is defeated, the Force balanced forever, and no more Sith ever again. This haunts Poopsie! “I’ll never train anyone like that, only the Kritch family will become Sith. That man, the murderer of us all, was not a Kritch. This will guard against that from happening. We must be very careful…I’m glad I’m taking this thing very slowly, one step at a time.” Then, he looked at his watch. He walks down a giant hallway as he says to himself, “I heard the Corta family still remains on Clay Hill…. I heard that last week. It’s time they pay! They will die! Maw haw haw!” But Yodar had heard this, not what Poopsie had aid previously, just what he had said wile going down the hall. Of course Poopsie was unaware of this. As soon as Poopsie was out of hearing range, Yodar says, “Yeah, that’s what you think. You’re going to die!” Yodar did not understand Poopsie’s hatred toward the Corta family. Yodar followed his father in his ship (Poopsie had gone on his own) to Clay Hill. Once there, Poopsie, (unaware of his son’s presence because he was so into being evil and killing the Corta’s.) fueled up h is weapons and was preparing for his attack on the Corta family. He had found out exactly where they lived and planned on shooting them down in his ship from the air. He would fire on all their buildings, charring them so that everyone there would die. He was just a second away from firing when ship fire from behind him came towards his ship. Poopsie had no shields up because he wanted all the ship’s power to go towards his weapons and he had not expected to be attacked. A voice came over his speakers, it was Yodar’s! “Now you’re finally going to die!” Poopsie had had a second to realize this had been his son’s intent, for a long time, to lead the Sith. “I won’t even get to warn him. (Sigh) “He’ll never know about my vision or his defeat will result in this. The ambitious boy!” And Poopsie’s ship blew up…and Poopsie died. Until next time!
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