Endor: episode #4 The Wookiees, banthas, gwythaints, Yodas, and Maurders
Let the story begin now! Previously, Iot and Id were taking actions to their plan to sabotage the trip. There is a meeting upcoming, discussing the certain issue of when they are leaving. But don’t forget that other place I kept referring to, the once with all those creatures, for that is where we are turning to for this particular episode! In that other place, there are some green creatures (as specified before) among other creatures. The green creatures are fighting a constant battle with these bright orange gnat like creatures called Maurders. Only thing is, the battle is the Maurders are annoying the green creatures. The green creatures are called Yoda creatures. There are tons of each kind of creatures I’m about to name. There are also tall, hairy creatures called Wookiees. Also, in the land lies big huge ugly hairy fat things with curly circular horns called banthas. There are also ugly slimy fat slugs called Hutts and winged creatures that are a sort of goon called gwythaints. All the creatures get along, except the Maurders, who annoy the others, the Hutts that are far too disgusting for sense, and the Banthas that for obvious reasons don’t get along with the others! This is what is going on there right now: A Wookiee is sitting by himself at water’s edge of a beautiful little stream when a Maurder flies up to him and says in a little mean mocking voice. “Um, Wookiee meat. Perfect! That’s what I was looking for.” The Wookiee does not notice the Maurder. The Maurder inches closer to the Wookiee, gets out it’s sharp blood-sucking teeth and sinks them into the Wookiee. The Wookiee howls like this “Awwww.” The Maurder backs up after taking what he came for, saying, “Um, food. Food for the tum-tum.” The Wookiee swats at, trying to kill it, but unfortunately misses and crushes and kills a Fly who happened to be right by the Maurder! The Maurder, so scared is it that it flies off as fast as it could. Lucky it did because only a few seconds later another noise can be heard in the far distance. A Boom Boom noise. “Now what could that be, says the once again lone Wookieee. He spoke too soon, for in the minutes to follow he recognized it. Boom, BooM, BOoM, Boom, BoOm, BOOM, BOOM! Thudding noise was drawing louder as the thing, the fat thing approached. “A Bantha! A Bantha!” screamed the Wookiee. The Bantha stormed onto the clearing. Bantha did his love call, not noticing the Wookiees presence yet. “Awroow. Awroooow. Awrooww.” Which translated into Basic as some gibberish that meant a love call. Bantha all of a sudden glanced over and saw the Wookiee. “Why are you on Bantha mating ground? How dare you trespass!” “I’m sorry,” says the Wookiee. Then as the Bantha got ready to charge, the Wookiee got out a weapon and chopped off one of Bantha’s legs. Bantha howled, “Brucow. Didwrow.” Which means “Ow, that hurt! I’ll get you for that!” And Bantha hobbled off on 3 legs. And that is where the story must end for now. Until next time!
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