Mr. Idiot Stories: Kathy : episode 1 How I got here
Hi, (you say) I’m Kathy, I’m a new girl at the Fremont Jr. High in Sydney,
Australia. I moved from Fremont, Ohio in the USA What a coincidence, huh! Well
anyway the change has been a big one for me. I’m in 8th grade and almost ready to start
the next semester at my old school when I was told I had to move. Well that’s how I
ended up here. Oh, yeah, my last name is Jones. I have this picture of my favorite
teacher, Mr. Zam. He’s from my old school. Well, anyway I had this survey all typed
up for this man in the white truck that looked like cute Mr. Zam. I was going to ask him
his age and other questions like that when all of a sudden my parents car drove up and
my mom made me get into the car. I was disappointed. It had been a long time since I
had come up with the questions and I had finally gotten a chance to type them up on my
cool typewriter. As the car pulled up I saw my mom roll down the window. Her face
was white as she told me that moments before both my sister (Shirley) and my brother
(James) had been murdered by our mean uncle that I never knew I had. My mom and
dad quickly told me what had been going on. I quickly hopped into the car and I slammed
my car door shut behind me. [I was too dumb to notice my foot hanging out. Just
kidding!!!!!!!] My dad put on the gas peddle and we sped away. As I was in the car, I
couldn’t help but wonder about my dead brother & sister. My parents told me I was
lucky I wasn’t at home when that happened. I wanted to thank one of my really good
friends for helping me write the questions for the survey. I had a strange feeling that I
would be dead along with my siblings if I hadn’t. They told me that both they and I
would be safe in Australia. Now you know why I’m here. A small, tiny part I left out
was that the reason my uncle (Mr. Idiot is his name) was able to kill them without my
parents doing anything was because my dad was at work and my mom was at the store.
We only have one car working right now because our other one the transmission burnt
out, so it won’t shift right. My dad picked my mom up at the store and were just about
home when they saw my slaughtered bodies of my brother & sister in the front yard. They
saw one vehicle that could be none other then my uncle Mr. Idiot’s. My parents went up
to the dead body and checked to make sure they were really dead. Sure enough, they
were. Then they saw me and you know the rest of the story. My parents said they were
afraid for me, afraid I was up in Heaven with James & Shirley. They were sooo glad to
see me when they did. So you see, Kathy, my dad was saying, you’re safe here with us.
We must go to Australia to be protected from you idiot-of-an-uncle. You’re our only
Offspring left, Kath, we love you. All of a sudden, I knew I had an adventure ahead of
me. Circle your choice: Go to school Jump out of the car now
Stay in the car and take things as they come. back to main page
Please choose, this one is a choice story..what you choose greatly effects what happens next, as with all choice stories
If you choose: Go to School... Jump out of the car now... Stay in the car and take things as they come.