Mr. Idiot Stories: (Leslie) episode #5 Jump over a patch
of dirt and go over the water.
You, exhausted by all the excitement fall down and go to sleep. You don’t really
give a care that you are sleeping in wet, musty cave on a hard surface, you’re really just
too tired to care much one way or the other. Then, at dawn’s first light (in the morning,
of course) wake up to discover Mr. Idiot to find that he’s still no where to be seen. What
a relief! (You just had a dream about him. What a horrid nightmare scene that was!) So
you assume that Mr. Idiot has lost the weight over night that you figure he would need
before he could ever fit and squeeze into that hole that you id. You see a huge patch of dirt in front of you. You decide that it is new dirt over some kind of pit or hole. You
decide it’d be wiser to jump over the newly turned soil and go over to the water to see
what that’d have in store for you. So you do just that. You count on the water to have a
more significant meaning then a pile of dirt would. Now you are by the water. You band
over it to see your reflection. You have always liked doing that when you were a girl.
you think that the water looks so peaceful and of such a pretty shade that you stick
your whole hand in. Suddenly, you feel some kind of pull from beneath the water. You
try desperately to free your hand, but the thing (whatever it is) has your and absolutely
won’t let go. You try to pull back even harder, but no matter how hard you try, it won’t
let up. Then, slowly you become aware that whatever it has is now in complete control
of your body. The thing has now pulled both your hands all the way in and you let go
from all your efforts to make yourself free. Now it has both your legs in and your
middle. All that’s left is your head. You get ready to say goodbye to the world. But to
your surprise you open your eyes to find yourself completely harmless. You pinch yourself
to make sure you’re not just dreaming. You close and open your eyes 3 times, each time
finding the exact same situation spread out before you. After you realize finally idiot, just
kidding!!! You’re not just dreaming, you look around at your surrounds. None of it looks
familiar to you at all. You strangely look at this “other world”, or whatever it is, a
fantasy land? Who knows. You think to yourself for once and for all, I’ve gotten rid of
Mr. Idiot! (Or so you think.) Suddenly something just hit you. Where are you? You don’t know your way around this very odd and unusual place or planet, whatever it just
just happens to be. What should you do next? Choices? They are the following: 1 .)
Look for the 1st person who comes to meet you.
2) Run to the nearest sign of civilization
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