Mr. Idiot Stories: (no one) episode #4 Run deeper into the tunnels With nothing else sensible to do, you decide to go ahead and run deeper into the tunnels. You notice Mr. Idiot is reaching for your arm. In a matter of seconds it will be in his feeble grasp. You quickly notice this and wisely pull away quickly. Mr. Idiot is at your heels (it must have been the caffeine he drank this morning which in able him to run so fart and so far.) Mr. Idiot has as much an idea where this tunnel goes as you do, which is basically none. When you choose a tunnel, you decided against taking the one with water in the distance, instead you choose the exact opposite one (the one with a strange noise.) You have now entered the cavern. Mr. Idiot is not far behind you and is rapidly picking up speed. Suddenly, you stop dead in your tracks. So does Mr. Idiot. In front of you is a bear. There’s no turning back no. You can predict that both you and Mr. Idiot will have the same fate. You say to Mr. Idiot, “We must work as a team in order to survive. Right now the bear is asleep, but if it awakes...I don’t want to even think about that,” you continue talking to Mr. Idiot. “Quick draw your sword!” He obeys you. But it was too late. As quiet as you tried to be, the bear heard you and woke up with alarming speed. There is no future for you left. The bear rips you and Mr. Idiot to shreds. You have gotten rid of Mr. Idiot, but it is really invalid because you did not do the other things. Essentially, you have failed in your quest. Better Luck Next Time!!! THE END
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