Mr. Idiot Stories: (Kathy) episode #3 You Jump up and
Backward
Mr. Idiot is coming after you with a sword. You have three choices: You jump
up and backwards; jump off the cliff, or run away as fast as you can. You decide the only
reasonable thing to do is jump up and backward. You have o act fast. Mr. Idiot is about
to stab you. You wait until the blade just barely touches you then, seeing the cliff beside
you, run along the edge of the cliff until you’re sure there is a strong tree that you can
pull yourself onto. Mr. Idiot follows you as fast as he can (which I might add isn’t very
fast). Then you stop all of a sudden by your chosen tree. As Mr. Idiot thinks he has you,
you jump off the cliff, making sure your not too far away from the side of the cliff so you
can still grab on and won’t fall you’ll be saved by the tree. Mr. Idiot thinks he can get
you, but you jump too soon for him. He tries desperately to not jump from the cliff,
despite his efforts he trips over a rock while meantime you grab onto the tree and pull
yourself up to the normal ground. Looking over your shoulder, you see Mr. Idiot falling
to the ground and you’re sure that’ll be the end of him. You peer closer at where Mr.
Idiot is going to land when you notice some wire close to some power lines. Lucky, you
say to yourself that you didn’t decide to jump off the cliff. Suddenly, Mr. Idiot
disappears and just before he does he screams, “Thank you, Kathy, for finding the thing I
have been trying to find all my life!” Then he says, “I have been trying always to find my
way back home and you have found it for me!” You wonder what your mean uncle
means. You shrug your shoulders and wonder what to do next. Should you 1. Jump off the cliff to see where Mr. Idiot went? 2. Continue on to the airport and do what your
parents wanted you to do, or 3 wait for something else to happen.
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Please choose.
If you choose: jump off the cliff to see where Mr. Idiot went... Continue on to the airport and do what your parents wanted you to do... Wait for something else to happen.